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sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

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theblogofeternalstench:

I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

you’ve made the right choice

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giveamanagame:

captainjamestklrk:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

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SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

your bird is an asshole

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candyredterezii:

playing FNAF like

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adamz3r0:

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

This film answered the age old question “How do you make Beyonce more sassy?” Answer: Put Nathan Lane to be her sass twin. 

And it was glorious.

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ivanhattori:

lizzykitty107265:

Yaaas

Wonder woman, teaching kids to stand up to bullies by stabbing them.  BE VICTORIOUS!  

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bunnyfood:

Look at this cat.

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kat-howard:

dbvictoria:

Shakespearean insults, with cats.

7 more here.

I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.

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OK! I got tagged by megphail and I’m procrastinating packing sO 

Rule 1: Always post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post.

Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them.

Rule 5: Tell the person that tagged you when you’ve answered the questions

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

  • 19 

OPINION ON THE MIKE BROWN SHOOTING

  • I had to leave tumblr for a little while because it is absolutely disgusting. I was sickened to my core at every new scrap of info and I feel fucking helpless. 

FAVORITE FLAVOR ICE CREAM

  • Chocolate or caramel…. it’s a toss up

FAVORITE VIDEO GAME

  • L4D, The walking Dead, let me kill shit in it and I’m iN

FAVORITE ANIMAL

  • DRAGONS

FAVORITE CITY/STATE

  • Manchester! Just because it’s cheap, it’s home and it knows how to stay… classy?

FAVORITE SEASON

  • Winter! 

FAVORITE TV SHOW, OLD OR NEW?

  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Torchwood, Tennant’s Who….. hmmm A:TLA and Adventure Time 

FAVORITE MUSIC GENRE

  • Pretty much everything except screamos.

FAVORITE TIME OF DAY

  • Night time is the best

What’s your favourite book/book series?

  • Harry Potter, the Demonata series and p much everything I can get my hands on

Who do you most want to meet in the world, celebrity or not?

  • All my internet friends, ALL OF THEM

Tea or coffee or neither?

  • Hot Chocolate

Your favourite candy?

  • mmmm, Skittles, taste the motherfuckn rainbow

Do you have any siblings?

  • I have an older Brother

Your favourite place (that you’ve been to or regularly go to or anything)?

  • I like Winchester, Uni is there and and it’s really pretty 

Can you drive?

  • I can! I passed my test just this summer

DC or Marvel or neither?

  • Marvel

Do you read any webcomics?

  • I do not! I keep meaning too but ehhh

How do you like your eggs in the morning~♫?

  • Eggs are gROSS

New Questions 

If you had a million pounds (or whatever currency you have) what would you do with it?

What is your favourite item of clothing?

What thing could you not live without?

Do you have any weird hobbies?

What’s your least favourite subject?

I can’t be bothered writing more new questions BUT I’ll tag some people 

fmorgana

desireisthedrive

tahthetrickster

yollm

aresmarked

female—president

dozyrozy

 

 

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babygoatsandfriends:

Gifset: Baby goats side steppin

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Out of Boredom...

Anonymous said: Currently the Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office position is shared by the Right Honourable Larry and the Right Honourable Freya, and yes, these cats do have the same titles to appointed to them as do MPs.

unimpressedcats:

gitsie007:

h3adphonez:

volatilevibes:

Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.
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And the biggest dogs
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Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog 
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and together
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That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!

I’m moving…BYE MOM

What a dog and pony show..

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xekstrin:

the end of volume one was so intense

xekstrin:

the end of volume one was so intense

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